The Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter, as reported by the Unalaska Advertiser:

Criminal mischief, Jan. 7 — A man who parked his vehicle near the small-boat harbor found one of his tires had been slashed. He told police a similar incident had recently occurred to a friend's vehicle, in the same area. Under investigation.

Assistance rendered, Jan. 8 — U.S. Coast Guard requested assistance with a possibly intoxicated vessel captain, then cancelled their request a few minutes later.

Fire, Jan. 9 — Officers provided traffic control while a vehicle burned at a local processing plant.