Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Assault, Sept. 5 — A man with runny, raw egg on his hand slapped a bartender at the Harbor View bar, spreading scrambled yolk and albumin about her face and in her hair. The man, who had fled the area before officers arrived, later told police he had simply wiped the broken egg on the bartender's face. Charges pending.

Motor vehicle accident with damage, Sept. 6 — The driver of a small, dark vehicle rammed the UniSea liquor store and then quickly drove away after surveying the damage to her car. Officers contacted Julie Guitard, 23, of Unalaska, after a witness identified her as the driver. Guitard, who was intoxicated, denied any involvement. She was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of an accident, failure to immediately report an accident, driving under the influence and refusal to submit to a chemical test.

Suspicious activity, Sept. 6 — Employees of a local business shot several emergency flares into the night sky, causing officers of both the Ports and Public Safety departments to expend considerable time searching for the source of something that was not in fact an emergency.

Assault, Sept. 7 — An obnoxious, inebriated man who spent some hours repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of another bar patron challenged the bar patron to a fight and was promptly punched in the face, causing significant swelling and bleeding. No charges were filed.

Trespass, Sept. 7 — Two men involved in a fight outside of Harbor View bar were told not to return to any UniSea liquor facility for a period of six months.

Assistance rendered, Sept. 8 — A young man was threatened by the vexed brothers of the two teenage girls he was alternately dating. The man sped away with the school girl of the day in his truck, striking one of the brothers with the rearview mirror of his truck while sustaining damage to his truck from a rock thrown by a third concerned party. None of those involved wished to pursue charges.

Ambulance request, Sept. 9 — Caller requested an ambulance to take a woman from a boat to the clinic.