Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter, as reported by the Unalaska Advertiser:

Trespass, Aug. 29 — An inebriated, clumsy and obstinate man was issued a trespass advisement, per his former captain, and was advised not to return to the boat on which he was formerly employed.

Welfare check, Sept. 1 — Caller reported a mud-covered, intoxicated man walking along the roadway. An officer responded and found a man who was mud-covered and intoxicated. Due to the lack of taxis at that hour of the morning, courtesy transport was provided for the mucky man.