Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter, as reported by the Unalaska Advertiser:

Assistance rendered, Aug. 6, 2001 hours — A dipsomaniac asked police to come to his house and carry him from his chair to his bed, as he was unable to make this journey himself and nobody else would agree to help him.

Ambulance request, Aug. 6, 2011 hours — Officer requested an ambulance for a drunk who couldn't get out of his chair.

Assault, Aug. 7 — A man with a bloody lip reported he had been assaulted by two coworkers in a stairwell of a UniSea bunkhouse. Initial reports and surveillance footage seemed to indicate that the victim may have been the initial aggressor in the altercation. Under investigation.

Welfare check, Aug. 10 — Driver reported he had nearly struck an intoxicated man who was wearing dark clothing and walking in the roadway. An officer located the man in question and provided him with courtesy transport to his vessel.

Drunk disturbance, Aug. 10 — Officers responded to Westward Seafoods, where a drunken man who repeatedly identified himself as a German nationalist had allegedly made remarks to his roommate's girlfriend, indicating his intentions that she cook and clean for him. Both the roommate and his girlfriend were most offended by his remarks. The drunken nationalist was moved to another room.

Traffic crime, Aug. 11 — Caller reported a driver had run a stop sign. An officer located the suspect driver, a visitor from another country who thought perhaps he had slowed down at the stop sign but wasn't exactly sure. The driver was given a warning and a brief lesson about U.S. traffic laws.

Found property, Friday, Aug. 13 — A paycheck. Issuer notified.

Traffic crime, Aug. 13 — An anonymous caller reported someone who might or might not have a license might or might not have been driving a vehicle that might or might not belong to someone else.

Trespass, Aug. 15 — UniSea security requested assistance with a man who was to be barred from their property.