The Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter, as reported by the Unalaska Advertiser:

Drunk disturbance, April 13 — Officers assisted Westward security with an obnoxious, chauvinistic drunk.

Assault, April 13 — Officers assisted UniSea security with two allegedly grown men who were unable to peacefully share a room together.

Drug law violation, April 15 — A man phoned a residence which was being searched by police and told the officer who answered the phone that he "had something for him." The officer told the caller to come to house. The unwitting Forrest Hellard, 36, of Unalaska, arrived a short time later and was shocked to find police waiting for him. Hellard was arrested for misconduct involving a controlled substance after officers found two baggies of marijuana stuffed in the front of his pants.

Animal, April 15 — A dog climbed a set of stairs and jumped into a commercial dumpster, but was unable to free itself later when it had completed its business there. An officer rescued the dog, which was later returned to its owner.

Criminal mischief, April 16 — UniSea security reported several loiterers had vandalized an entryway to one of their bunkhouses. An officer contacted one of the men, who denied being the culprit and named his "friend," about whom he knew nothing, as the person who had written the graffiti.