Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Animal, Oct. 25 — Caller reported a long-winded dog barking in the back of a truck. The truck left minutes later, thus removing the problem, or at least moving it to another area.

Assistance rendered, Oct. 26 — A father reported irritation at his two intoxicated adult sons. Upon arrival, officers assisted one snoring son into his bed for a more comfortable sleep. The other was found in his room, muttering threats against his brother. Officers fetched him his Archie comic book, which pacified the situation.

Suspicious activity, Oct. 26 — After receiving report of possible gunshots heard on a vessel leaving the dock, the harbor office was contacted and relayed the information that the vessel was setting off fireworks.

Drunk disturbance, Oct. 28 — A bruised fighter regaled officers with several stories of an epic altercation, but then claimed he had neither seen, heard, nor participated in any such event. Although others in the room were found to be involved in the fisticuffs, no one wished to pursue charges.

Trespass, Oct. 28 — Pugnacious disputant from the previous call returned to the hotel 10 minutes after being informed he would be arrested if found at the location again. Justin Michael Haggart, 29, of Vancouver, Wash., was charged with trespass.

Ambulance request, Oct. 29 — Zealous dancer injured neck while performing a somersault.