Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Theft, Oct. 10 — Caller, understandably upset about not being able to make grilled ham and cheese sandwich, reported his groceries were being pilfered from a community kitchen at his bunkhouse.

Drunk disturbance, Oct. 12 — Grocery store employee reported finding a drunken man passed out in the public restroom. The inebriate took a taxi to his vessel after an officer ensured that he did not need any medical care or other attention.

Suspicious persons, Oct. 13 — Officer observed two men, one of whom departed as soon as the officer made his presence known, in an area little frequented by the public. The remaining man, who was moderately intoxicated, told the officer that he and his friend often spent time there because they were not allowed to drink alcohol on their boat.

Disorderly conduct, Oct. 14 — Drunken crew members of two vessels from the quasi-reality show "Deadliest Catch" squared off against each other in the lobby of the Grand Aleutian hotel. Those interviewed claimed "bad blood" between the two vessels had instigated the altercation.

Trespass, Oct. 15 — An intoxicated male requested an equally intoxicated female be asked to leave his residence. He was concerned she would become violent once she heard the request. An officer informed her she needed to leave, and she happily departed after hugging the complainant.

Traffic crime, Oct. 15 — A Chevy Blazer impeded traffic in front of the PCR (Parks, Culture and Recreation) by repeatedly starting and stopping. An officer was unable to locate the vehicle, suggesting it finally ceased stopping repeatedly.