Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Welfare check, Sept. 30, 0235 hours — An intoxicated man phoned police to report he was with another, even more intoxicated man and was worried this second inebriate might fall into the water while trying to step from the dock to his boat. Officers responded and attempted to help the second inebriate onto his boat, only to have him step from dock to air. The hold officers had on him prevented him from going fully into the water. He was eventually loaded onto his vessel and turned over to a sober third party.

Domestic disturbance, Oct. 5 — An intoxicated man told police that his wife's belligerent behavior necessitated him kissing her behind. Officers responded to the residence and found that both inebriated parties had already gone to bed.

Drunk disturbance, Oct. 6 — Officers responded to a Bering Fisheries bunkhouse after receiving a report that a confrontational and intoxicated employee was attempting to fight with other employees. Officers allowed the drunk to clean up his own vomit before advising him to go to bed or risk being arrested.

Drunk disturbance, Oct. 6 — A drunken, mouthy bar patron spit in another man's eye and was then surprised when "out of nowhere" he received two rapid blows to his face. The victim of the spit attack felt that justice had been served and no further action was necessary.

Trespass, Oct. 6 — Two men who had been involved in an altercation at the Harbor View bar were issued trespass advisements, per UniSea security.