Even wastrels gotta eat

From the Unalaska Advertiser:

Trespass, May 15 — A local wastrel was found helping himself to food in the UniSea galley. The man idly told the officer that it’s only appropriate for him to eat UniSea food if he’s attempting, albeit unsuccessfully, to find work on a UniSea boat. The officer issued a trespass advisement per UniSea management.