Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Welfare check, Aug. 31 — Officers contacted an extremely intoxicated young man who was stumbling and falling in the roadway as he walked to the Bobby Storrs Harbor. Officers escorted the man to his vessel, saw that he boarded safely and ensured that a sober party was onboard as well.

Mental, Aug. 31 — Officers responded to a processing plant regarding a report that an employee there was suicidal. The patient, well-known to officers, was transported to the clinic for another evaluation.

Suspicious person, Sept. 3 — A hysterical male reported that white males at a local seafood plant were raping, beating and killing all female employees and had threatened the caller as well. The caller, who wished to remain anonymous and refused to provide names for any of the accused, hung up after several minutes of ranting.

Animal, Sept. 3 — Caller reported a sea lion had repeatedly burst forth from the water for the last hour and was now lying on top of the water as if it were tired or entangled. A harbor officer in the area determined a large splash of sea lions were playing boisterously in the area and did not seem to be in any distress.

Assault, Sept. 5 — Officers responded to a report of a fight in front of a bar, but found only a few people who stated nothing untoward had occurred, and one man whose girlfriend had just left him who stated life was unfair.