Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Assistance rendered, July 1 — Officer assisted in a civil standby for the termination of an employee off of a fishing vessel.

Welfare check, July 3 — Caller reported an orange raft was drifting away from shore with an intoxicated passenger inside. Ports was notified and was able to retrieve the person and raft.

Animal, July 3 — Chihuahua at large.

Assault, July 3 — Officers responded to a report of two large men fighting at the airport. The combatants were contacted and readily admitted to their pugilistic encounter. Neither was injured nor wished to pursue charges.

Trespass, July 3 — Two individuals were trespassed from a local eatery for engaging in behavior inconsistent with that normally associated with civilized food consumption, to wit, they got into a fight inside the restaurant.

Environmental, July 4 — Officers investigated a report of an unattended gillnet.

Other services, July 4, 2315 hours — EMS stood by for the city's pyrotechnical display.

Public safety, July 5, 0006 hours — Officers were made aware of several flares being shot into the air. No vessels were found to be in distress.

Suspicious activity, July 5 — Officer contacted two people he believed were acting suspiciously inside a parked truck. The two stated they were watching the ocean.

Noise disturbance, July 6, 0236 hours — Officers were advised of loud music coming from an adjoining apartment. The musical malefactors were advised their melodious lamentations were not being appreciated at this late hour.

Assault, July 6 — Officers investigated a report of an assault that occurred between two besotted individuals. The two had a disagreement concerning one of the sots consuming the alcohol of the other sot. Sot one, the owner of the alcohol, chased sot two, the consumer of the alcohol, down the hallway of the bunkhouse. None involved wished to pursue charges.