Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Disorderly conduct, April 21 — An intoxicated man, who believed his roommate was not keeping their stateroom as clean as required by their captain, moved his roommate's belongings into a common area and then threw a tantrum when he was chastised about his behavior. The captain, who did not wish to fire the inebriate, determined that a time-out was in order and arranged for the inebriate to stay elsewhere for the night.

Roads, April 22 — Officer advised three men who were using a fishing buoy to play soccer in the roadway that though flat ground is a rare commodity in this community, the roadway does not constitute a viable option.

Suspicious activity, April 23 — Woman reported her ex-husband had violated a protective order by contacting her while he was at sea. An officer instructed the woman to contact Alaska State Troopers since the violation occurred outside of city jurisdiction.

Fire safety, April 24 — Caller reported yellow fluid leaking from a bulk liquids trailer. Fire officers contacted a responsible party and learned that the fluid was simply fish oil. The responsible party agreed to clean the accumulated fluid.

Disorderly conduct, April 27, 0122 hours — An officer investigated a minor brawl after being flagged down by a bar employee, and learned that two crewmen had engaged in fisticuffs after one accused the other of failing to pull his own weight at work. The victim did not wish to pursue charges.

Trespass, April 27, 0125 hours — Two men who had been fighting were issued trespass advisements, per UniSea security.

Criminal mischief, April 27, 0151 hours — Two drunken crewmen who had already been asked to leave the Harbor View bar due to their inimical behavior returned to their vessel and engaged in repeated displays of machismo, strewing one another's belongings about a stateroom, punching one another, breaking sunglasses and agreeing to meet on the dock for a duel to settle their differences. Neither man wished to pursue charges against the other. The captain of the vessel agreed to deal with his two model employees in the morning, but was perturbed that neither of them would be spending the night in jail.