Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Ambulance request, Feb. 3 — EMS personnel provided care and transport for a man who had been hit in the chest with a monkeyfist and had then fallen and hit his head.

Theft, Feb. 3 — Vessel captain reported some prescription drugs were missing from his boat's medicine supplies, and possibly from his sister vessel's medicine supplies as well. A suspect was identified but not yet located. Under investigation.

Welfare check, Feb. 9 — Officer checked the airport terminal after multiple 911 calls were received from a pay phone at that location. The officer was told by one child that another child had seen a monster and so had phoned 911. The officer did not find any of the aforesaid monsters in the terminal.