Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Harassment, Nov. 11 — Officers mediated a dispute, which had erupted after one man blew cigarette smoke in the other's face, between two men from warring Somali tribes. Both men were barred from visiting any UniSea liquor establishments.

Ambulance request, Nov. 12 — EMS personnel stood by to provide transport for a patient arriving by tug boat. Medical attention was ultimately unnecessary.

Motor vehicle accident, Nov. 12 — A driver bailed from his vehicle when the brakes failed and the vehicle began rolling down an embankment into the water. The truck came to rest in approximately 15 feet of water at the Carl E. Moses Harbor, and was pulled from the water a short time later. No injuries were reported.

Suspicious activity, Nov. 13, 0125 hours — An amorous bloke who in a misguided attempt to attract a mate placed his genitals on full, flapping display in the roadway instead caught the attention of a passing police officer. The luckless lad was allowed to leave without charges since the intended victim couldn't be offended by what she couldn't see.

Disorderly conduct, Nov. 13 — Officers broke up a fight at the Harbor View bar, and ultimately arrested one drunken young man who couldn't resist taking a final swing at another participant even after the two had been separated. Sami Morris Maafu, 20, of Washington, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, minor on premises and minor in possession of alcohol.

Fire response, Nov. 16 — Fire personnel responded to the U.S. Coast Guard dock regarding a report of a fire onboard the drillship Noble Discoverer. The smoke reported was from an apparent backfire, and no action was required of responders. No injuries or damage were reported.