Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Trespass, Nov. 5 — Officer advised a man he was no longer welcome on St. Christopher-by-the-Sea property, per church administrators.

Public safety, Nov. 10 — Officer advised a drunken bar patron not to drive home this night. The man left on foot after loudly and repeatedly proclaiming the destruction of his life and reputation at the hands of police.

Sexual assault/offense, Nov. 10 — A rather irate man reported that one of the other men sharing his hotel room had within the last two hours tried to stick his hand down the victim's pants, twice, before lying on top of him. The victim elected not to pursue charges as he simply wanted some uninterrupted sleep, but demanded that the creep be removed from his room. UniSea security evicted the person forthwith, though he was allowed to get a room, by himself, for the remainder of the night.