Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Drunk disturbance, Nov. 15, 0225 hours — Officers responded to a food fight onboard a fishing vessel, where they found that the captain and another man had thrown mashed potatoes, corn dogs and jalapeños at the cook's stateroom door. The captain, who denied involvement until reminded by officers that his shoes were covered with food similar to that found in the hallway, was advised to apologize and treat his crew with more respect.

Animal, Nov. 18 — A cat whose seasickness prevented it from adapting to life on a boat was turned in for adoption.