Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Public safety, Nov. 9, 0146 hours — Officer watched three extremely intoxicated and giggling louts urinate on the road, on themselves, on one another, and on a taxi in front of the Harbor View bar. The wet-legged men abashedly explained to the admonishing officer they had been kicked out of the bar before having an opportunity to use the restroom there.

Death investigation, Nov. 9, 0506 hours — A crewman onboard the F/V Alaska Warrior was found in his stateroom, dead of undetermined causes. Several persons of interest were identified. Under investigation.

Liquor law violation, Nov. 11 — An officer following up on a complaint about bringing open containers of alcohol into a bar found evidence to suggest that two underage Coast Guard crew may have been drinking alcohol as well. Information passed on to USCG cutter staff.