Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Suspicious activity, April 2 — Officer observed two men who appeared to be fighting on the floor of the Harbor View bar. After contacting the two, the officer learned they were simply drunk and engaged in a friendly wrestling match.

Suspicious activity, April 2 — Restaurant employee reported receiving several calls over the last few days for 300 pizzas and McDonald's brand hamburgers. An officer gave her information about instituting traces on the calls.

Domestic disturbance, April 2 — A grown man asked an officer to tell his grown dipsomaniac son to go beddy-bye. The officer helped the drunk to bed, but declined the request to feed the family cat on his way out.