Dutch Harbor report

From the local police blotter:

Suspicious activity, Jan. 24 — A man phoned police to report that a submarine had surfaced in the vicinity of Captains Bay. Responding officers found neither the caller nor any evidence of a submarine in the area. The caller, who was not positively identified until the following day, told police that he was close friends with a man who had also recently reported a similar event before going missing, and that he had phoned police in a sort of absurd remembrance for his lost friend.

Domestic disturbance, Jan. 24 — Officers responded to a report of an assault at the Bering Fisheries processing facility, and found that a drunken man had begun beating himself in the face after he and his roommate had argued jealously about their mutual love interest.

Domestic disturbance, Jan. 26 — Officers contacted two new roommates who were experiencing difficulties adjusting to one another's peccadilloes. After it became apparent that the two grown men were incapable of accepting one another's differences, the officers suggested to the landlord that separate bunkrooms might be in order.

Trespass, Jan. 26 — Raymond Go Pingco, 21, was found inside a UniSea bunkhouse and was subsequently arrested for criminal trespass. He had previously been told he could not be in the facility.

Welfare check, Jan. 26 — Father asked that an officer check on his son, who had been asleep in his room for three days. An officer responded to the residence and confirmed that the son was asleep.

Roads, Jan. 27 — Caller reported a rockslide blocking approximately three-quarters of Captains Bay Road.